The things they invent…

Sometimes it’s amazing to see what Nigerian scams people send. I actually like them, and I have always answered them as “politely” as I could. How I answer depends on my mood. I declare myself willing to discuss terms when I’m in a good mood. Today, I was in a bad mood.

BRITISH LOTTERY6/49
P O Box 1010, 3b Olympic Way,
Sefton Business Park,
Aintree, Liverpool , L30 1RD
29th August, 2007
                      FINAL NOTIFICATION
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize
of£1,000,000.00 (British Pounds) held on the 26th of August 2007 in
 LondonUk.The selection process was carried out through random selection
in our computerized email selection system(ess) from a database of
over250,000 email addresses drawn from which you were selected. The
BRITISH.NATIONAL LOTTERY is approved by the British Gaming Board. To
begin theprocessing of your prize you are to contact our Account Officer
for moreinformation as regards proceduresTo claim your prize. You are to
contact the Account Officer:
MR. Johnson White
Email:  butterfield.pbank@yahoo.co.uk
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Contact him; please provide him with the following codes below:
REF No:UKNL-L/200-26937
BATCH No:2005MJL-01
TICKET No:20511465463-7644
SERIAL No:S/N-00168
LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83
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(1) FULL NAME
(2) FULL ADDRESS
(3) NATIONALITY.
(4) AGE
(5) OCCUPATION
(6)TELEPHONE NUMBER
(7) SEX
(  TOTAL AMOUNT WON
(9) COUNTRY
If you do not contact your claims agent within 3 working days of
thisNotification, your winnings would be revoked. Winners are advised to
 keeptheir winningdetails/information from the public to avoid fraudulent
claim(IMPORTANT) pending the prize claim by Winner. *Winner under the age
of 18is automatically disqualified. *Staff of the British Lottery is not
to partake in this Lottery.

Congratulation!!
Sincerely,

Stella Roberts (Mrs.)

Yes, I actually answered.

FIRST NOTIFICATION

Nice try, idiot   .

I hope you do find someone as dumb as yourself. Regardless of whether
you offer him the "prize", I kindly suggest that you do not engage in
fornication or adultery, in order to save the world from genetic,
biological or human errors like yourself. Sodomy is, however, accepted.

Congratulations!

P.S. This e-mail will obviously get posted somewhere on the web, in
order for everyone else to laugh at it.

I wonder if they will answer…